We here at BroBible are big big big fans of Lea Michele’s butt. I’m certain that, if we ever took some time to see something she was in (Gleek?) or talk to her, we would like her personality as well.
For the longest time, our lust for her needed to be contained, as she was dating Matthew Paetz, who was in her ‘On My Way’ video. We could dream, but we couldn’t *really* dream.
But now they’ve spilt up after two years of dating, according to People.
So gaze upon her Instagram account now, with the very real hope that one day you’ll get to go on a date with Lea Michele after months of wooing her and assuaging her fears that you’re only interested in her for her butt, and then ruin it all by touching her butt after one drink.
Let’s do just that.
God bless, I wanna marry her.