Did Leonardo DiCaprio Hook Up With 22 Year-Old Model Bryana Holly? Let’s Investigate

Bryana Holly, who you may recall from this ridiculously hot 96 picture photo shoot where she was wearing little more than a pair of jeans, was spotted getting into a car with James Packer (the billionaire who had a street fight over Miranda Kerr) and more importantly, Leonardo DiCaprio in Malibu, California the other day. Now we’re not saying anything untoward occurred, but hey, Leo does have a weeee bit of a rep.

News.com.au reports that DiCaprio was wearing a gorilla mask as a disguise and had two other scantily clad women by his side, which one would assume means they weren’t going to the library to do some reading. Further confirming this was the fact that Holly was reportedly wearing a Greek goddess Halloween costume.

A quick check of Bryana Holly’s Instagram account (regularly featured in our weekly roundup) does show her in what she called an Aphrodite costume two days ago, so at least that part is accurate.


Interesting Fun Fact: I had a hard time coming up with a proper headline for this story, but it wasn’t for a lack of my colleagues sharing their ideas in our chat room. Here were just a few of their “awesome” suggestions…

Leonardo DiCaprio Did Stuff
Leo Banged A Hot Blonde, Details Inside
You’ll Never Believe What Leonardo DiCaprio Did After Brushing His Teeth
Leo DiCap’s Penis: The Untold Story
Just Like The Titanic, Leo Went Down In The Dark Last Night
Who’s Gilbert Grape Eating Out
What’s Eating Bryana Holly’s Grape? SPOILER: It’s LEO!
Leo DiCaprio Has Been Nailing Chicks Since Inception, But No Seriously For Quite Some Time, Last Night Included
Leo May Have Gone Balls Deep In A Girl Who Was Born After Bill Clinton Became President
It’s Not Even Christmas And Leo Is Already Fucking With Some Holly
Did The Top Keep Spinning At The End Of Inception? The Answer Is As Ambiguous As What Happened Between Leo And This Broad
Last Night, Some Blonde Felt Leo’s Growing Pains
If You Think You Took A Massive Dick Home Last Night, Wait Until You Hear About Bryana Holly’s Evening
Can Leo’s DNA Be Found Inside This Girl Born During The Clinton Administration?
Juliet Killed Herself After A Brief Romance With Leonardo, Is Bryanna Holly Next?
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Chick Who’s Seen Leo’s O-Face?
Justin Bieber Wasn’t Around So Leo Screwed With A Different Pussy Last Night
Would Leo Rather Bang This Chick Than Win Oscars?
The Departed Semen From Leo’s Growing Pain May Have Landed In Shutter Island AKA Bryana Holly

You can see that I work with some wonderfully creative people here.

And since we’re already trolling her Instagram account, let’s see what else Bryana’s been up to lately, just for fun.



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Yeah, no way Leonardo DiCaprio would be interested in anything like that…