McKayla Maroney Cannot Bake A Gingerbread Man For Shit


We here at BroBible are big fans of McKayla Maroney. In fact, some of us might go so far as to say she is the perfect woman (that person would be me).

And while baking sweets is by no means a prerequisite for attaining my love (I don’t really care), this gingerbread man is so bad, it needs to be publicly shamed.

Thanks to the Bros at Next Impulse Sports for bringing this to my attention.

That is … wow. That is… I wouldn’t eat that if McKayla Maroney herself brought it to my house.

But it did remind me of this.

“Kill me,” that gingerbread man is saying. Kill me, indeed.