Ryan Gosling Just MURDERED Every Bro Around The World’s Dream…By Knocking Up Eva Mendes

There are no words. My dream of spreading my seed to Eva Mendes? Gone. Sure, by some stroke of luck I could still do it, but what’s the point? Once America planted that flag in the Moon no one gave a shit about getting there first, it was all about Mars from that point on. Same thing here.

” Ryan Gosling’s very devoted fans have been sent into a spin by unconfirmed reports which claims Eva Mendes is pregnant with his child.
America’s OK! magazine claims the 40-year-old brunette star is seven months along and the pair are considering marriage.”

I can’t stop crying. Is there a point to living anymore? Not only is she smokin’ hot…

But she’s funny as fuck too.

But hey, at least Gosling isn’t exactly in a rush to get married anytime soon.

” While the 33-year-old actor is said to be fully committed to the relationship, he doesn’t share his girlfriend’s desire to settle down and get married.
A source said: ‘Ryan grew up without a dad, so he always said when he had kids, he’d be there no matter what. This is it for him.'”

Via Daily Mail

Hey Eva, I can be your baby daddy too. Hit me up sometime, please?