Miranda Kerr Is 100% Birthday Suit Nude On The Cover Of Harper’s BAZAAR Australia This Month
Is anyone else here completely blown away by the fact that Miranda Kerr is 32? She’s got one kid under her belt but still looks INSANELY good – like, if I looked like Miranda Kerr at 32 right now at 23 I’d never put on pants and instead spend my time struttin’ my stuff around town naked in public.
Then again, I’m about to gorge myself on Chinese takeout and Miranda Kerr probably ate salad and fruit today. Which do I like better: crappy Americanized Chinese food or salad and fruit?
I think we both know the answer, since I OBVIOUSLY don’t look like Miranda Kerr: