Nina Agdal Channeled Her Inner ‘Varsity Blues’ And Rocked A Shaving Cream Bikini For Our Enjoyment


Damn you, Leonardo DiCaprio. Damn you to hell. Nina Agdal is quite an upgrade from that bear you boned to get an Oscar. I’m not saying I wouldn’t have a few ravishing moments with a grizzly for one long lock of Nina’s hair, but that’s neither here nor there. And I probably shouldn’t have openly admitted that.

Anyhoo, at 24-years-old, the Danish supermodel has achieved more than most models could ever dream of–being named Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year back in 2012, appearing in a Super Bowl commercial for Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s, and gracing the cover of the 50th anniversary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue with modeling A-listers Chrissy Teigen and Lily Aldridge. Also, she had the pleasure of being interviewed by BroBible last year sporting an Edge Shave Gel bikini. You’re welcome, Nina. Please return my texts.

If you’re still unclear about what the fuss is all about, here are some pictures to help clear the air.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.