Because I enjoyed it tremendously, because I am sad, pathetic, horny, basement-dwelling blogger who can get aroused at anything that even remotely pantomimes the actions of sex (which I know nothing about), especially when it involves attractive celebrities I like, even if those action revolve around a giraffe made of plastic and filed up with air.
Bet it was hot when she blew it up.
Actually, I bet the zoo probably did that.
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Enjoy!