The Internet had field day yesterday with the ‘Juice is loose’ jokes after it was announced O.J. Simpson would be released from prison on parole this coming October. Part of being released on parole is the former inmate needs to maintain gainful employment as they reinsert themselves into normal society. This means that O.J. Simpson will need to pick up a job and maintain that job, or he risks getting thrown back in prison for a violation of his parole.
O.J. isn’t even out of the clink yet and he already has his first job offer from Dennis Hof, the owner of Nevada’s infamous Bunny Ranch brothel in Carson City. Dennis Hof is no stranger to inserting his brothel into the news. He did so during the U.S. Presidential Election with a ‘grab them by the pu**y‘ campaign. He’s opening a Las Vegas Raiders themed brothel to coincide with the Raiders moving to Vegas from Oakland. And now this.
According to TMZ, Dennis Hof is offering to hire O.J. Simpson as a greeter at the Bunny Ranch, the person who welcomes clients as they show up to the house of sex.
Not everyone is happy about this latest P.R. stunt, and some of the ladies who work at the Bunny Ranch are already speaking out against this move, and are threating to quit if Dennis hires O.J. Simpson. Brooklyn More, one of the ladies who gets paid for sex at the Bunny Ranch told TMZ that she’d quit because of ‘security concerns’ of O.J. gets hired:
“The last thing we need is another link to the Kardashian clan coming around to ruin our business, and jeopardize our safety,”
This, of course, refers to Lamar Odom overdosing on herbal Viagra pills at the brothel back when he was married to Khloe Kardashian. I can’t imagine how much of a shit show the Bunny Ranch was after all that went down, and I’m sure the ladies don’t want to return to that hectic life with O.J. around.
O.J. Simpson will need a job when he is released from prison, but he’s already expressed interest in living with his son or daughter in south Florida. O.J. used to be treated like a king in Miami before going to prison and I doubt it’ll be hard at all for him to find a high-paying job right out of the gate. (h/t TMZ)