Paris Hilton’s Naked Instagram Game Is On Point This Evening

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Paris Hilton has a new music single coming out, because if at first you don’t succeed, and you have a trust fund the size of Germany’s economy, and you really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to be a music star daddy why can’t I be a music star daddy daddy please can I be a music star?

(Yea I didn’t finish that sentence. Whatever. You aren’t here for my beautiful prose.)

For her new jam, Hilton is crowdsourcing what the cover of it should be.

Here’s option one.

There is no option two, because Paris Hilton doesn’t want to be a musician and is only using this to show off more naked pictures of herself.

You can listen to a snippet of her new song here.