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Our opinions of celebrities are mainly derived from their body of work and the shit they say on Twitter. Very rarely are we rewarded with a glimpse of who they truly are, when the cameras and clothes are off. Well, Redditor Bhighkin is set on changing that. He posed the following question to the wonderful Reddit community:
Former groupies of Reddit, what was your experience?
Here are the answers I found particularly intriguing.
A girl I used to have an on again, off again fling with had sex with Darius Rucker (hootie from hootie and the blowfish). She said he was a fantastic lay, a perfect gentleman, and even sang to her in the morning as he made her breakfast. On the way out he thanked her for being a good host and said she had a lovely house.
What a goddamn gentleman.
My friend’s mom was a flight attendant for Southwest Airlines back when this was an awesome thing to be.
She has several stories of famous people hitting on her, and actually dated Jackie Chan for a bit. Here is a picture of them together. She said he was very sweet.
Wow, that’s one for the mantle.
My mom dated and performed oral sex upon Chad Smith of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I found out about this in highschool when I had a bunch of friends over one night. We were trying to make my mom uncomfortable with our innuendo and humor and she drops that bomb shell on us. She described it in detail, to a room full of fifteen year olds decked out like Hot Topic billboards. You never forget a moment like that, hearing your mom describe the taste of a famous drummers load.
I can’t listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers anymore.
edit: For clarification, they were both in highschool at the time of the incident.
Yeah you probably should have put the kibosh on that convo when she started describing the taste.
I managed a venue for quite a long time. In 2004 or 2005, we booked Ryan Dunn and Don Vito’s Rock Tour (for some reason). After the show it turned into a huge coke party. I was sitting on a sectional couch in the large green room while two moronic girls were giving Don Vito, skin tags and all, head for quite a while about three feet away from me. This is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen.
I’m too disgusted to puke.
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Not me, I’m lucky to ever even get with non-celebrities, but a pretty good friend of mine had sex with Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler’s mom) this year. He’s only 27 and she’s 52 so the ‘prowling cougar’ character she’s famous for may be kinda accurate. He gets embarrassed if you bring it up, but I’m like, dude, you banged the quintessential MILF, there’s an entire genre of porn named after the term that person popularized, own up to it with pride!
Wear that shit like a red badge of courage, bro.
My ex girlfriend fucked half of the Buffalo Sabres circa 2006.
Hockey players are goddamn dawgs, man.
friend of a roommate’s mother fucked DMX. we got his number from her cell phone but his answering machine message was just him barking for 30 seconds.
So it’s true, X really gave it to her.
I know a girl who used to hook up with Chad Kroeger from Nickelback all the time. Said he is hung like a horse which kinda pisses me off.
For the amount of shit that guy takes from the general public, he deserves a baby arm.
[h/t Reddit]