This Is DEFINITELY A Photo Of Taylor Swift Making Out With Karlie Kloss (Possibly)



It has been a strong week for the Taylor Swift is a lesbian truther crowd (of which, full disclosure: I am one). First there was Lady Gaga going on Howard Stern and denying she ever had sex with Taylor Swift, which can only mean one of two things: She didn’t have sex with Taylor Swift, or she did and she’s lying about it.

I believe the latter. They totally did it. But that was back in the day, back when Taylor was still experimenting with her sexuality. Now that she’s fully committed to being a lesbian (speculative), she is only into lesbian hotties. Which yea, what’s the point of being rich if you aren’t gonna fuck hotties?

Hotties such as Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss.

At a concert last night for The 1975 at Terminal 5 in Manhattan, someone snapped IRREFUTABLE (somewhat refutable) proof that Taylor Swift is a lezzie, in the form of a photo of her necking with Kloss.

Sure, it’s grainy and inconclusive. But you know what else was grainy and inconclusive? The footage Ukrainian immigrant Abraham Zapruder took on November 23rd, 1963. And a body no less worthy and commendable than the United States Congress deemed it admissible as evidence that Oswald acted alone.

Here we are, enhanced 200 or so percent.

You can see, from the way Karlie’s left arm is around Taylor, that Tay is clearly not facing forward. Karlie’s elbow is too far over. Tay’s leaning in, to her right, to Karlie. Karlie’s fingers on her right hand are splayed, as though to caress Taylor’s sultry, golden locks. You’ll see, too, her hand is definitely facing in, not out as if she were waving.

I think this it, guys. I think this is it.

[Huge H/T to Gawker; Images via @kathyparkk]