Is This Selfie Of Jessica Simpson Sprawled Out On The Floor Supposed To Be Sexy?

I am going to need a ruling here. Over the weekend Jessica Simpson shared this photo of herself sprawled out on the floor in what I “think” is supposed to be a sexy pose, but honestly I’m really not sure. She just looks so contorted and uncomfortable.

I mean, Jessica kind of has a sultry, come-hither look on her face, but she captioned the photo, “I love carpet.” What’s that even mean? I could come up with a few things that I should not say here, but I don’t think those are what she meant, right? I’m so confused.

I think I’ll just go watch Simpson’s very breast-filled fragrance commercial to help me get my head back in the game.