Did Taylor Swift Dump Calvin Harris So She Could Bang Another Bro? Because It SURE Looks That Way

If there’s one thing Taylor Swift knows all too well, it’s guys leaving her for other girls. That’s half her dang discography. What would she be if it wasn’t for an ex letting another girl drive his pickup truck, inspiring one of her first hits, Picture to Burn?

Who fucking knows is the answer? (Probably still astoundingly famous and successful is the answer.)

But is Taylor finally pulling a page out of the playbook of the Bros she dated, dumping one dude for another?

She recently split with Calvin Harris, and now The Sun published exclusive photos of Swift in Rhode Island getting snuggly with Tom Hiddleston.

Here are some pics Tay fan Instagram accounts (these are real things) swiped.

OH SHHHITTT.

For those of you who follow Swift way too obsessively, she was spotted grooving with Hiddleston at the Met Gala a month back, when she was still with Harris.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE7nLUaur0V/

So did Hiddleston make a move on Harris’s girl? Is that a violation of Bro Code? The answer is fuck no. You get a chance with Taylor Swift, you take it.

But also, did Swift pull a move that many men once did to her?

If so, up fucking top.

Either way, they both have the goth look down pat, that’s for sure.

Also, OH SNAPPPPP>

[Via Brando]