Watch Taylor Swift Touch A Bunch Of Victoria’s Secret Models As She Performs ‘Blank Space’

The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show opened with its big guns, as Taylor Swift performed ‘Blank Space’ to kick off the night.

And after twice watching this, the only way I can describe her performance is ‘touchy-feely.’ (Also, out-of-sync with the audio, but whatever).

Authorities would jail me for doing something like this, but Tay gropes just about every lingerie-clad lady who passes by her.

I WONDER WHY.

TAYLOR HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:

All of the touching.

The ‘Eh’ full body thrust at the 26 second mark.

The dance moves at 2:34.

That’s about it.