The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show opened with its big guns, as Taylor Swift performed ‘Blank Space’ to kick off the night.
And after twice watching this, the only way I can describe her performance is ‘touchy-feely.’ (Also, out-of-sync with the audio, but whatever).
Authorities would jail me for doing something like this, but Tay gropes just about every lingerie-clad lady who passes by her.
TAYLOR HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:
All of the touching.
The ‘Eh’ full body thrust at the 26 second mark.
The dance moves at 2:34.
That’s about it.