Tila Tequila, noted full-cranial lobotomy patient and frequent flasher of butt on Instagram, has created a GoFundMe page to raise money so she can buy furniture for her house. That’s it. That’s the reason. Not because the medical costs from her lobotomy have left her financially crippled or because she finally realized that she’s basically unemployable, but because she wants a fancy couch to sit on paid with YOUR money.
While I think I explained the scenario fairly well, here it is in her own words from the GoFundMe page:
The reason why I am creating this GoFundMe campaign is because they have raised the rent at my old home to $4,500 a month, and being a single mother without any support from the father, it can sometimes be very tough taking care of 2 people with only a 1 person income.
What an astute observation — being a single parent is hard. And while Tila is technically right about how paying $4,500 a month for an apartment is pure lunacy, rather than use any saved money she has or move to an apartment that she can afford along WITH purchasing new furniture, that chore is now on YOU:
So right now I need to raise some money so that I can move into my new home and get it furnished for my daughter and I. The last apt I was at came fully furnished and that’s why it was so expensive, but I’d rather save money for my daughter than keep wasting money each month like that. So I basically need to buy all the furniture and beddings from scratch to start over if we are to move. It is going to cost a lot to start off, and that is why I am asking you all for your help!(via)
Lady you had 2 seasons on an MTV television show and…you…modeled? Tila Tequila does do SOMETHING besides post photos of her butt online, right? No? Well either way bitch should’ve opened a savings account and been dumpin’ into that thing monthly. If you do it at the right bank it comes with a toaster, which you could now be using to furnish your cheaper apartment. Like who says to themselves “Hmm, can’t afford this apartment anymore, let’s move to a cheaper apartment that I STILL can’t afford! That’s intelligent. That’s not dumb. That’s not pathetic and embarrassing in any way whatsoever!” Goddammit, Tila.
And in a final blow to tell you that the human race is doomed, not only has Tila met her $2,500 goal, but she made it in 4 days — and even surpassed it. 39 people have donated a collective $2,626 to Tila Tequila so she can buy furniture.