Busty Argentine Model Says She Slept With Lionel Messi And He, Uh, Really Needed To Work On His Game


Lionel Messi may be one of, if not the greatest soccer players in the world. However, according to a hot Argentine model, Messi wasn’t always so great. In bed I mean.

It would seem, if her story is to be believed, that model Xoana Gonzalez once had the pleasure of getting a little sack time with the great Messi. And, well, she doesn’t exactly sing his praises.

Reports The Sport Bible

Speaking on Peruvian TV as per BolaVIP, Gonzalez said: “It was many years ago. In truth he was very young. But he knew what he was doing, was not minor, that was the important thing.

“His security told me ‘got someone you want to know’. I was curious to see who it was, and froze when I saw it was my idol Messi I froze.”

She added, “I said that he is the wimp, though because he sent his security to get me. There I noticed that he is very shy.”

“We talked about music and cannot remember if he told me he had a girlfriend or not. After a while we went to his apartment in Puerto Madero.”

“When one plays across the whole pitch, you expect someone to return the favour. I wanted him to show me more than that. At one point I felt like I was with a dead body.”

Whoa. That is not what a guy wants to hear about his sexual performance. Especially when the woman in question looks like this…













Perhaps he was just intimidated. Lord knows I might have been.

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