10 things that Google can teach you about alcohol

Examiner

Examiner


Google is notorious for making an ass out of itself by assuming it knows for what I want to search. There’s no more entertaining example of this failure to autocomplete than alcohol related searches. I don’t know what you people are looking for on the internet, but maybe we need to take a step back and start an alcohol 101 series.

10 Jager is classy

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9 Not everyone loves white wine

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Google


8 Shots are confusing for Skrillex fans

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7 Unborn babies prefer flavored vodka

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Google


6 Bourbon would never lie to you

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5 Rum will be forever linked to Johnny Depp

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4 Greg prefers gin

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Google


3 Vodka is water with a little extra awesome

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Google


2 If you don’t have taste yet, try whiskey

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Google


1 Tequila has humanlike qualities

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