100 ways to attack the groin (ladies, please do not watch)

Other than showing women about 50 more ways to hurt men in the groin than they already knew, this video is actually quite useful. I mean, you never know when you’re going to get into a fight and if you’re like me are looking for a cheap easy way out, now we have 100 ways to neutralize that jerk who’s been making fun of us when we order the special cappuccino that takes so long to explain to the barista, because hey, maybe we’re just ordering something that elaborate to try to keep the girl’s attention until we get up the nerve to ask her out. Or something like that.

Related: The 6 stages of a nut shot as illustrated by Robert Griffin III

H/T BroBible