Not all drunken stupors are created equally, and Simon Pegg can do any of them. He developed the 12 stages of drunkenness to help shoot The World’s End, and he demonstrated them on Conan.
Most guys think they’re masters at hiding how drunk they are, but at some point it’s out of their control. Apparently for Simon Pegg that’s after about 9 pints, but I’m certainly sooner than that. Once you see me on the dance floor, you know I’m drunk, and once I’m drunk you know I’m on the dance floor. He seems to have forgotten stage 13, which is when you pass out in an undesirable location. There’s also level 14, at which you blow a .341 and become internet famous.