Katherine Webb disappeared in the second half

A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend, Katherine Webb, was the 1st half star of the BCS championship game. ESPN cameras panned to the former Miss Alabama no less than seven times.


It got so weird dirty ol’ Brent Musburger made some creepy comments about her.

And then a strange thing happened, ESPN stopped showing her. No more pans to the McCarron clan, no more juicy shots of her jumping up and down, nothing. It was as if the Disney folks instructed cameraman to stop creeping. Actually, that’s exactly what happened.

In a game devoid of any real drama or storylines, it would have made sense to pump Webb even more in the second half. Instead she vanished, like a fart in the wind, only to reappear for a fleeting moment in the post game.


So if you’re upset about the lack of Katherine Webb shots, do your part, boycott Disney. Screw Mickey, Minnie, Goofy and take your small world and shove it. Don’t you dare censor my babe cutaway during football games. Assholes!