Alabama football is installing a waterfall in their locker room because Alabama football does ridiculous things like win multiple BCS championships. The news was initially tweeted out by a 2014 Alabama recruit and verified by a reporter at the Tuscaloosa News.
That's right. A waterfall. RT @DavidCornwell5: That waterfall in Bama's locker room is about to be legit! C'mon who has a waterfall. No one!
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) June 17, 2013
Nick Saban chewing out a player, swearing at him for his blatant incompetence with the calm sounds of a waterfall splashing in the background. /scene
That’s a Hallmark moment right there.