Arian Foster has a small penis says irate Iron Sheik

The Iron Sheik and Arian Foster are feuding right now on Twitter. It’s quite entertaining. The subject of Arian Foster’s penis size has come up and according to the Sheik, it’s smaller than Koko B. Ware’s bird.

I understand there are those of you who find Sheik’s online persona to be childish. Sucks you don’t have a sense of humor. Here’s to hoping Sheik finds you and places you in a destructive camel clutch.

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The Sheik


Arian Foster


So yea, Arian Foster clearly doesn’t get it. You don’t mess with The Sheik on Twitter