This is the most athletic ball boy in the world

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We found the Bo Jackson of ball boys, a kid capable of doing things other ball boys before him could never dream of. Check out his dive and slide during last night’s Nets-Raptors game.

Which leads me to my next awesome idea: a ball boy decathlon. There’s sweeping, wiping, ball retrieval—how has nobody thought of this before. I’m a Goddamn entrepreneur.