How much do you weigh? How tall are you? Is your penis size above or below average? This new list of statistics of the American averages may surprise you. The average man cries 0.5 times per month AND has a 5.6in penis?! Now this is one situation where I feel weird for destroying the averages, because all though I may be Lex Steele behind closed doors, I’m also no stranger to getting choked up at random sh*t when I’m hungover.