Babies are no different than college bros — they sleep crazy hours if they ever sleep at all, they vomit when they drink too much and they have a huge problem keeping their clothes. At least college bros can control their bowel movements.
Kids piss and shit wherever, and whenever, they feel the urge. This kid is a perfect example of a kid not giving a crap where he’s giving a crap.
Al Ferguson is a new dad who obviously hasn’t learned that children are dicks. Al took his photo studio for some portraits with his son.
Son don’t give a shit about your photo plans, dad.
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