Brazilian hookers learning English ahead of 2014 World Cup


The universal language of touching and groping won’t suffice for Brazilian prostitutes. They’re taking their skills to the classrooms for English lessons ahead of the 2014 World Cup.

“English will be very important to communicate with clients during the Cup,” Vieira said. “They’ll have to learn how to work out financial deals and also use a specialized vocabulary with sensual words and fetishes.”

Oh yeah, prostitution is legal in Brazil, I guess I should have mentioned that. Thus far, only 20 girls have signed up, though they do expect more.