What to watch this weekend: ‘Breaking Bad’ season 5 premiere

On one hand I’m thrilled Breaking Bad is returning. On the other hand, dammit, it’s the last season. The showdown between Hank and Walter should be epic. Here’s what to watch this weekend.

Breaking Bad @ 9pm Sunday, AMC: I don’t need to say anything here. If you’re not watching this, go die in a fire.

Comedy Bang! Bang! @ 10pm Friday, IFC: Zoe Saldana is on this weekend Zoe Saldana is lovely.

Dexter @ 9pm Sunday, Showtime: Dexter begins teaching his disciple.

The Newsroom @ 10pm Sunday, HBO: Last week’s episode, “Unintended Consequences” was the worst episode of the series. Show is starting to drift.

The White Queen @ 8pm Saturday, Starz: 10-part miniseries about the Tudor Dynasty. Sure. It’s like GOT but real.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 1:07am, Friday, CBS: Keith Olbermann is on if you enjoy angry white men who are smug.