The Milwaukee Brewers want to apologize because Ryan Braun defrauded the fanbase and organization. As a result, they’re offering $10 vouchers to anyone who shows up to a game in August.
“We were finalizing something like this to give back to our loyal fans just as news of Ryan’s suspension hit,” said the team’s chief operating officer, Rick Schlesinger. “Mark decided he wanted to make a dramatic impact that would cost more money.”
Generous move? Sure. Until you realize they’ll save $3 million on the Braun suspension. But hey, they’re trying. Not their fault Ryan Fraud is a douchebag.