Like the rest of us, Chris Paul is completely infatuated with Kelly Kapowski, the loveable cheerleader from Saved By The Bell. This afternoon, Chris Instagrammed a gift he received for his birthday—it was Tiffani Thiessen inspired.
To be clear, I actually saw Kelly Kapowski before anyone else. So technically she’s mine. Also, I’ve masturbated to her more than any other human being on this earth. In many Muslim countries, that would make Kelly Kapowski my property.
Sorry for the TMI, but Chris Paul thinking he has Kelly on lock down is absurd. Out of bounds really. He’s lucky he doesn’t live in my area because I’d totally “molly wop” him.