Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos are coming!

Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos arrive March 7th, which is just about when you’ll be done paying off your credit card bill from Valentine’s dinner tonight. The real question is, how many of these are you going to buy on day one?

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Taco Bell has been teasing these questionable creations for almost a year, and it’s about time for the payoff. I didn’t have the chance to partake in an early tasting because I’m in Chicago, but you can rest assured my day will come though. At $1.39 a piece, I can buy more than 200 tacos with the money I’m saving by being single this year. Sure, I can’t eat that many tacos in a week, but that doesn’t mean a guy can’t spend his hard earned money frivolously!

Oh, and I’ve finally figured out the purpose of Vines. It’s essentially just a platform for gifs. Good for you guys, I guess. A little late to the game, but we’ll take it.