Jose Ortiz, 49, was picked up by cops down in Orange County, Florida when they found him impersonating an officer. His ensemble was complete with pepper spray, handcuffs, and even a taser. This dude took it about as far as anyone can go.
Why would Mr. Ortiz impersonate an officer of the law? Well, it seems all he wanted was a better parking spot.
Orange County deputies arrested a man they say was claiming to be a cop conducting an investigation so he could get a parking spot.
According to the report, Ortiz told another man he was a cop and if the man tried to tow his car, he would arrest him.
When deputies found and arrested Ortiz, he had a Taser, pepper-spray and handcuffs on his utility belt. He also had an Orange County Sheriff’s Office sticker on his car, according to the report.
Like I said, this Florida man wen’t all in on impersonation…you don’t falsely threaten to arrest someone on a whim. This dude really f*cking cares about his quality of parking.
Things I’d impersonate a cop for ranked:
To skip the bathroom lines at FSU games.
To skip the bathroom lines at Phish concerts.
To skip the bathroom lines at all you can eat buffets.