Couple wants awesome middle name but state won’t allow it

by 4 years ago

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If this is the land of the free, why do people have such a hard time doing simple things?

A Massachusetts couple wants to change their middle names but the state won’t allow it. What name does the couple want to share?

The Republican newspaper of Springfield reports that the couple, Melanie Ann Convery and Neal James Coughlin of Holyoke, are petitioning Massachusetts to allow them to make both of their middle names “Seamonster.”

The couple made the request in a legal notice published in a local newspaper as required by state law but Massachusetts won’t budge.

Come on. It’s a middle name, Massachusetts. What the fuck gives? You’re earning that Massholes moniker every day.

[via South Coast Today]


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