Creepy man in hat has nothing to do at tennis tournament

This is a post about the most bored man in Connecticut. A man who walked around the New Haven Open without a care in the world.

We first noticed our hero at at 2:16 behind Cliff Drysdale and Renee Richards.

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2:19: Still standing there

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2:24: We thought he was gone, never to return, replaced by a random black family.

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2:28: But nope, there he is. Rising out of the ashes.

2:31 His final shot as the broadcast cut away.

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Fare thee well bored man in a hat. We shall miss you.