In honor of @DadBoner getting his own show, here’s the 10 best Karl Welzein tweets ever

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Karl Welzein is goin’ be on the boob box, you guys.

The middle-aged man from Michigan — a creation of writer and comedian Mike Burns — is getting his own animated show on Comedy Central. The show will be penned by Burns and long-time Simpsons writer Tim Long.

The @DadBoner feed is penned by Karl Welzein, a fictional middle-aged Michigan man separated from his wife who loves Bob Seger … On the show, Karl Welzein has developed his own philosophy of life, indulging in dangerously generous helpings of booze, fast food, and American pride. Since his wife kicked him out of the house, Karl has been crashing at his buddy Dave’s and living like a “true bad boy” with “plenty of babes” — in his own mind.

If you’re unfamiliar with the life, times and hilarious tweets of Karl and @Dadboner, get familiar quick. Here are our ten favorite tweets from everyone’s favorite beer chugging dad.

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[via Splitsider]

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