Dennis Rodman now working as FBI informant on North Korea

by 6 years ago
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FBI informant Dennis “The Worm” Rodman has a nice ring to it. The former Bad Boy was approached by G-Men following his trip to North Korea. A trip that involved intimate dealings with newfound buddy and pal, Kim Jong-Un. You know, the guy who wants to pound us with nuclear bombs. Oddly enough, spending time with a guy who threatens nuclear war is pertinent to national security.

So yes, Dennis Rodman could very well be responsible for our livelihood. I don’t know about you but I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

“I have been contacted by the FBI and I met with them. They wanted to know what went on and who’s really in charge in North Korea. I have been invited back to North Korea in August and I want to go. I’m not a total idiot. I know what Kim Jong-un is threatening to do regarding his military muscle. I hope it doesn’t happen because America will take whatever actions to protect America and our allies. I do think, umm, you know, that we have to talk to people who want to cause us harm so hopefully they won’t. I’ve been talking to folks for years who don’t get what I’m about but that’s cool, ’cause once they walk away they like me. I might be able to keep folks’ heads cool. We all going to find a way to get along and keep peace. Peace and love is where it is at, Lesley.”

Ah, that’s cute. Dennis Rodman went all hippie to try and stop nuclear war. Perhaps he’ll don a wedding dress and get married to Kim Jong-Un as a sign of solidarity.


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