If soccer wants to catch on in the US, it needs these puppies

by 6 years ago

The United States had World Cup fever.

Will soccer become the American Pastime because of this World Cup fever? Unlikely. Soccer just isn’t exciting enough for American fans. I know, baseball is boring as hell, but it’s got a history.

Soccer isn’t our sport. It can be if every match added these adorable dogs. Americans would watch every game if it turned into a sequel to Air Bud.

If they can’t get dogs then every game must end with the fans of the losing team starting a riot.

Look, I’m just trying to help.