The United States had World Cup fever.
Will soccer become the American Pastime because of this World Cup fever? Unlikely. Soccer just isn’t exciting enough for American fans. I know, baseball is boring as hell, but it’s got a history.
Soccer isn’t our sport. It can be if every match added these adorable dogs. Americans would watch every game if it turned into a sequel to Air Bud.
If they can’t get dogs then every game must end with the fans of the losing team starting a riot.
Look, I’m just trying to help.