Elise Thorsnes has an abdominal injury, it might even be in the lower abdominal region. What the Norwegian soccer player doesn’t have is a vagina injury. That news comes as a shock to those at TV 2 in Norway.
Tusen takk for alle henvendelse ang. dåsa mi etter reportasjen på tv2. Men me klare oss fint uten varme hender o.l pic.twitter.com/QB5QVQ7lKt
— Elise Thorsnes (@Etho9) June 21, 2013
Translation: ““Thank you for all inquiries regarding my vagina the report on TV 2. I’m doing fine without warm hands and the like.”
Warm hands and injured vaginas you say? I believe TV 2 Norway is channel 551 on your cable guide people. Shown at the same time as DD Boobs O’ Plenty and Spread Her Like Butter 3.