It’s really creepy to imagine what goes on behind the closed doors of strangers. Especially when they might be banging Ewoks.
A really creepy story popped up on Reddit about an “Ewok Sex Den” that a reader stumbled upon. Here’s his explanation of event.
“My friend and neighbor told me he found something strange in the abandoned house next door. I went and what we found was a mess of abandoned housewares, socks, boxes… and two very strange homemade ewok costumes. The two costumes appeared to have had the crotches deliberately and delicately cut out.”
May the f*ck be with you or whatever you’re into.