Fails of the week, backyard luge, Emma Watson and more are winning the Internet today

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Teen Has Sex With Hot Pocket

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Huffington Post



Humanity has hit a new low.
Teen Explains Why He Had Sex With a Hot Pocket

Dogs Make Everything Better

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The Chive



Even a cold and snowy Monday.
Life’s Tough, Get a Dog (56 Photos)

Pizza is as Good as Bitcoins

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Miranda Kerr Looking Award-Worthy

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SI Extra Mustard



Best dress of the night?
SI Hot Clicks

Best Fails of the Week

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Uproxx



These also make Mondays better.
The Best Fails of the Week (Video)

The Oscars in Under Two Minutes

Justene Jaro in a Polka Dot Bikini

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Gorilla Mask



That just can’t seem to stay on.
Justene Jaro (NSFWish)

Backyard Luge Track

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Fox Sports Buzzer



This is just too cool.
Best Way to Spend a Snow Day: Backyard Luge Track

Phillies Hooters Ball Girl GIF

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Busted Coverage



GIF of the shortest shorts in spring training ball girl history.
Phillies Hooters Ball Girl Now in GIF Form

Duly Noted

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Photoshopping the Oscars Selfie

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RSVLTS



Wow, I don’t remember Will Ferrell being there!
Photoshopping the Oscars Selfie [12 Photos]

Sandra Kubicka in Lingerie

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Hollywood Tuna



Poland has just been kicking ass in the model department lately.
Sandra Kubicka is a Hottie You Should Know

Best Burger Ever

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Thrillist



A burger that might get you drunk? I’m in.
This Burger Has So Much Beer In It, You’ll Get Carded

Emma Watson: Flawlessly HOT

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BroBible



As usual.
Emma Watson Looked Flawlessly HOT at the Oscars