Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Teen Has Sex With Hot Pocket
Humanity has hit a new low.
Teen Explains Why He Had Sex With a Hot Pocket
Dogs Make Everything Better
Even a cold and snowy Monday.
Life’s Tough, Get a Dog (56 Photos)
Pizza is as Good as Bitcoins
Pretty amazing that Ellen got a billion dollars worth of talent to pose for that Samsung selfie – and they got paid in pizza. #Oscars
— ben schwartz (@benschwartzy) March 3, 2014
Miranda Kerr Looking Award-Worthy
Best dress of the night?
SI Hot Clicks
Best Fails of the Week
These also make Mondays better.
The Best Fails of the Week (Video)
The Oscars in Under Two Minutes
Justene Jaro in a Polka Dot Bikini
That just can’t seem to stay on.
Justene Jaro (NSFWish)
Backyard Luge Track
This is just too cool.
Best Way to Spend a Snow Day: Backyard Luge Track
Phillies Hooters Ball Girl GIF
GIF of the shortest shorts in spring training ball girl history.
Phillies Hooters Ball Girl Now in GIF Form
If you're thinking about sending me a DM about my boobs, do us both a favor and don't.
— Julie DiCaro (@JulieDiCaro) March 3, 2014
Photoshopping the Oscars Selfie
Wow, I don’t remember Will Ferrell being there!
Photoshopping the Oscars Selfie [12 Photos]
Sandra Kubicka in Lingerie
Poland has just been kicking ass in the model department lately.
Sandra Kubicka is a Hottie You Should Know
Best Burger Ever
A burger that might get you drunk? I’m in.
This Burger Has So Much Beer In It, You’ll Get Carded
Emma Watson: Flawlessly HOT
Emma Watson Looked Flawlessly HOT at the Oscars