Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Teen Has Sex With Hot Pocket
Huffington Post
Humanity has hit a new low.
Teen Explains Why He Had Sex With a Hot Pocket
Dogs Make Everything Better
The Chive
Even a cold and snowy Monday.
Life’s Tough, Get a Dog (56 Photos)
Pizza is as Good as Bitcoins
Pretty amazing that Ellen got a billion dollars worth of talent to pose for that Samsung selfie – and they got paid in pizza. #Oscars
— ben schwartz (@benschwartzy) March 3, 2014
“”
Miranda Kerr Looking Award-Worthy
SI Extra Mustard
Best dress of the night?
SI Hot Clicks
Best Fails of the Week
Uproxx
These also make Mondays better.
The Best Fails of the Week (Video)
The Oscars in Under Two Minutes
Justene Jaro in a Polka Dot Bikini
Gorilla Mask
That just can’t seem to stay on.
Justene Jaro (NSFWish)
Backyard Luge Track
Fox Sports Buzzer
This is just too cool.
Best Way to Spend a Snow Day: Backyard Luge Track
Phillies Hooters Ball Girl GIF
Busted Coverage
GIF of the shortest shorts in spring training ball girl history.
Phillies Hooters Ball Girl Now in GIF Form
Duly Noted
If you're thinking about sending me a DM about my boobs, do us both a favor and don't.
— Julie DiCaro (@JulieDiCaro) March 3, 2014
“”
Photoshopping the Oscars Selfie
RSVLTS
Wow, I don’t remember Will Ferrell being there!
Photoshopping the Oscars Selfie [12 Photos]
Sandra Kubicka in Lingerie
Hollywood Tuna
Poland has just been kicking ass in the model department lately.
Sandra Kubicka is a Hottie You Should Know
Best Burger Ever
Thrillist
A burger that might get you drunk? I’m in.
This Burger Has So Much Beer In It, You’ll Get Carded
Emma Watson: Flawlessly HOT
BroBible
As usual.
Emma Watson Looked Flawlessly HOT at the Oscars