Florida Man falls asleep in traffic, shockingly no one got pregnant

Here we see first-hand the effects 100 degree temperatures can have on your body down in the Florida summer, as this guy PTFU at a red light.

Given that this incident took place on the mean streets of Florida I’m truly astonished that nothing crazy happened after he woke up and drove away. Are we, for once, seeing a much tamer side of crime in the Sunshine State?

Is it plausible that this guy was just overworked and fell asleep after putting in a 20hr day on the job? Or is it equally as likely that he got hammered at the driving range with his bros and was on the way to his underground alligator fighting club when he passed the f*ck out at a red light? I’m going with the latter…

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SOURCE: @JukinVideo