Matt Stonie devours four Chipotle burritos in three minutes, but don’t worry, he drank a diet soda


Matt Stonie is a competitive eater who ate over five pounds of cake on his birthday. Today is not his birthday, so he decided to play it chill, and just devour four Chipotle burritos in three minutes.

The video was posted to Reddit this morning, because no one knows where the hell else to post things on the internet, and the video quickly made the rounds. It was hotter than Stonie’s ass on the Chipotle toilet.