Gym teacher fired for not playing with balls — Probably because those balls belonged to boss’s boyfriend

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A Bronx gym teacher says she was fired from her probationary job for turning down a threesome with her boss and her boss’ boyfriend.

Carisa Gaylardo, a former phys-ed teacher at the Riverdale/Kingsbridge Academy, claims in court documents that she was given “an unsatisfactory rating and ultimately fired” after turning down offers of a threesome with tenured gym teacher Sofia Memos.

Gaylardo said Memos propositioned her in text messages and in person. Her ultimate goal was to engage in an inappropriate sexual relationship with her and her boyfriend.

Remember your school gym teachers? Can you imagine any of those people having a threesome? Well, these people look nothing like your school gym teachers. Your gym teachers probably weren’t as vindictive as these people either.

“In papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Gaylardo, 30, says the spurned supervisor got back at her by telling school brass that the pretty blond had a “flirtatious” relationship with a student she’d been mentoring.”

Dick move! Wait, that doesn’t work, at least not according to high school health class. Vagina move!

The investigation found Gaylardo and the teen had traded 1,000 text messages between February and March 2013, but all the messages were strictly of a mentoring nature.

Memos was let go a couple months after she made the allegations. Her Facebook page now lists her relationship status as single. Probably because there is no option for “swingle.”

Bronx gym teacher was fired after refusing to have threesome with her tenured boss and her boyfriend: suit [NY Daily News]

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