I love “Starships” because I love Nicki Minaj. I love Nicki Minaj because I love big butts. I love big butts because I cannot lie. Which somehow brings me to this video of the Toronto Argonauts cheerleader video—one of those where they lip-sync.
Sure, Starships came out in 2012. So? Stop complaining.
Here’s an important ranking of the cheerleaders in this video.