Heidi Klum dances on a table, sprays her hoohah with perfume

Heidi Klum dancing

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So Heidi Klum’s appearance on The Tonight Show was uh, interesting. She was barely clothed, danced on a desk and talked about spraying perfume on her hoohah. She also did that whole creepy face thing that scares the bejesus out of us. Take a look.

50 That’s a spectacular dress

Heidi Klum nude

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And one that leaves nothing to the imagination.

He’s talking about your hoohah

Quit it with the serial killer eyes

The racy table dance

Take note of Jay Leno’s uncomfortable drunk uncle at a wedding impression.

Yes, stop it Jay

Ma’am, your ass is showing

Heidi Klum naked

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Yes, Seal tapped that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to brush up on my German.