So Heidi Klum’s appearance on The Tonight Show was uh, interesting. She was barely clothed, danced on a desk and talked about spraying perfume on her hoohah. She also did that whole creepy face thing that scares the bejesus out of us. Take a look.
50 That’s a spectacular dress
And one that leaves nothing to the imagination.
He’s talking about your hoohah
The racy table dance
Take note of Jay Leno’s uncomfortable drunk uncle at a wedding impression.
Ma’am, your ass is showing
Yes, Seal tapped that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to brush up on my German.