This hockey call will make you forget, ‘do you believe in miracles?’

Attention everyone, stop what you’re doing. There’s a goose on the loose and he has diarrhea and dammit, this is the greatest call in sports history.

“Like poop through a diarrhea infested goose” > “Do you believe in miracles”

And it’s not even close. Sorry Al Michaels, you’ve been dethroned.

(via SportsGrid)