Jennifer Aniston does not get naked in We’re the Millers. I repeat, Jennifer Aniston does not get naked in We’re the Millers. That’s important because Aniston’s people are always lying about her nude scenes. This according to an angry email I got last week asking for a boycott.
Hollywood Game Night @ 10pm, NBC: Ashamed to admit I enjoy this show.
Conan @ 11pm, TBS: Jennifer Aniston is Conan’s guest tonight and she’ll probably lie about getting naked in her new movie. Because that’s what she does. What a cock tease.
Hatfields & McCoys: White Lightning: Muscle Cars @ 10:30pm, History: So there’s no fights on this show? No shooting people over pigs? Dammit. You tricked me!
Bengals-Falcons @ 8pm, ESPN: I don’t care that’s it’s preseason football. It’s football and I’m bored.