Whatever progress was made in chivalry vanished in an instant last night. A home run off the bat of the Cardinals’ Pete Kozma caught a young woman square in the face as her boyfriend looked on. Our brave soul went as far as bunny hopping out of the way at the last moment while the guided missile struck his fair lady.
Here’s their story.
The Pete Kozma money shot
The reverse angle money shot
The aftermath
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The insulting pet on the head
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The faux concern
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The thumbs up
The face of a bad boyfriend
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H/t to SBNATION