It’s spring training time in Major League Baseball and that means all sorts of exciting gimmickry like Hooters girls serving as ball girls. This one during this afternoon’s Yankees-Phillies game is an example of why that should not happen.
1. She’s no Jimmy Rollins
Feel free to insert your own sad trombone sound here.
2. Courage in the face of adversity
A true heroine for the modern days.
3. Sending the fans home happy
What she lacks on fielding abilities, she more than makes up for in bounciness and ability to hand the ball to people without falling down into a heap and/or spontaneously combusting.
UPDATE: The hits just keep coming. In this GIF, another Hooters girl almost gets crushed by three fielders at once.