We all agree that A-Rod is a giant douchebag right? I mean, it’s pretty much fact at this point. We’ve all accepted it and in a small corner of his mind, A-Rod’s accepted it too. He’s a liar, a cheat, a bad teammate, blah blah blah. We know the narrative.
But I want to talk about something else, something that irked me today. The story about A-Rod getting hookers, having threesomes. I saw a lot of people on social media criticizing A-Rod for his judgment, for his decision to get prostitutes. Taking the “moral high ground” if you will.
My response in one word—REALLY?
We’re gonna kill a guy for getting hookers while athletes are fathering children all over the globe? That’s the problem we have? A guy getting off and paying for it? Shit, there may not be anything more honest than that.
I don’t care how A-Rod gets off, neither should you. For that matter, I don’t care how anyone gets off.
If Rex Ryan wants to masturbate to feet, so be it.
If the Vikings want to perform cunnilingus on strippers in Lake Minnetonka, so be it.
If Paris Hilton wants to suck a D with night vision googles—again, don’t care.
You wanna kill A-Rod for being a jerk to people, for lying to his friends. Whatever, that’s fine. You wanna kill him for getting prostitutes? Nah, take your morality and shove it.