The Japanese have changed the bikini game forever

The Japanese continue to be the world leader in really weird stuff on the internet that’s kinda hot and OMG, WHAT IS SHE WEARING?! This woman decided to model the new Japanese bikini on her YouTube page and well, just look (and yes, it’s safe for work).

It gets going at the 3:20 mark.

I’m sorry, does she have a suction cup on her vagina? How is that staying on? What kind of sorcery is this? She’s like the Japanese Gandalf. I half expected the ring of power to appear out of her hoohah.